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Eggy Burger Mush! A &#?$%!@ American Recipe!

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Hey there, lovers of food and democracy,

I would like to share with you a real American recipe I like to call it…

EGGY BURGER MUSH!

Because that is its name. Its well-established name because it’s a well-known staple of the American diet!

What’s that, you say? You’ve never heard of the patriotic wonder that is Eggy Burger Mush!? Well put a thick stick between your teeth so you don’t swallow your tongue in excitement, because I’m going to tell you how to make it…THE AMERICAN WAY!

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Here’s what you need!

An amount of beef-like meat
Some eggs
A number of mushrooms
A quantity of hot sauce
Some cheesish stuff
A kitchen
A skillety thing
A spatulaey thing
Something that makes other things hot

Most recipes make you buy particular brands of items and use specific amounts of things. Why is that? Because recipe-inventors are Communists and don’t believe in freedom.

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